
Quotes: The Gathering
I have always had an interest in quotations. To this day I keep a list
of quotations I hear as I go along. (These lists eventually become Blue
Notebook Quotes here as they get too long.) This page is a series of quotes
collections and random chaff of the 'Net. A couple are my collections,
many are from other sources.
If you are interested in seeing some samples of my writing, check out
Words,
Words, Words. Be aware, however that most of the things there are from
college, and therefore are frequently no longer relevant.
Blue Notebook Quotes
These are collections of quotes which I have compiled since the early 1990s.
They are called Blue Notebook Quotes because the first two notebooks I
had happened to be blue.
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume I
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume II
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume III. The Red Notebooks
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume IV. The Red Notebook's
Revenge
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume V
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume VI
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume VII
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume VIII
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume IX
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Blue Notebook Quotes, Volume X
The Michael Fuchs Quote List Collection
Michael is a friend of mine who collected a lot of quotes while in college
and shortly thereafter. Here are those collections.
D&D Quotes
Yes, I played D&D back in the day. Greyhawk quotes are a list of the
best moments from a campaign in 1992-3.
The second is a list of Famous last words, D&D style, sent to me
over E-mail.
Random Things
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100 Reasons it's great to be a guy.
Crass, but funny.
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Dennis Miller Explains
A wonderful rant on the fundamental importance of having both a sense
of humor and the ability to shout back.
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Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement Address: MIT '97
The infamous Internet urban legend. Supposedly given by Vonnegut, it
was actually written by a Chicago newspaper columnist.
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The Adventures of Lan Solo and Obeer-Wan Kenobi
Email exchanged between a friend and I when we were both working at
IT jobs in the summer of 1996.
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You Might Be a Yankee If..."
From a friend a fellow northerner, this one warms my cold heart.
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Clean One Liners
Many are computer-oriented. I got this over E-Mail from a friend so
I have no idea where it came from originally.
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Murphy's Laws on Sex
I think that the name says it all.
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If Men Really Ruled The World
I think we can be thankful Men don't if this thing is true... ;-)
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Things To Do When You're Bored
Not exactly a list of quotes, this is a semi-humorous compilation of activities which could be used to relieve boredom.
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Beer Quotes
Mmmmmm, beer. -Homer Simpson.
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Brain Dead
Three final exams in one day, and the E-Mail spawned from it.
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Natural Highs
Nice list of feel goods.
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82 Signs You Have a Drinking Problem
Similar to beer quotes.
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Remember
College will be, and is, a time to Remember. Some E-Mail I received.
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The Facts of Life
Short, trite, and to the point. A list of things that make the world
what it is.
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Girlfriend Rejection Letter
How to reject your girlfriend easily and painlessly.
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Wife 1.0
The perils of the Wife 1.0 program. Please have a sense of humor.
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D Quotes
A collection of quotes from my AP European History class in high school
(1992-3).
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How To Argue Effectively
The title says it all.
Freedom of Murder
I gave this one it's own section 'cause it isn't funny and it isn't
poignant. It's just plain scary. Although, it is a bit old.