THE ULTIMATE LIST OF GREYHAWK QUOTES!!!!
                               or
                   "We Can Quote 'em, Maybe" 
                                
"I might want to die in a big fun battle... but..."-Struan

"We were all dead but we're much better now."
"Right."-Struan introducing the party to Berrion

"What's your name?"
"Bulb, the fungus."-Party to Bulb

"I don't like us spread apart like this"
"Its okay, remember, they've died before."-Roberts to Berrion

"Number of attacks, 6 per target"
"More ale please"-Arthur to the GM

"It's a bio-enzymatic acid guys!"
"Whad'you call me?!"-Struan to Arthur

"That's my lance"
"Good point,"
"Yes, it is."-Struan and Crick

"I've got a two to dab"-Initiative discussion

"Excuse me shithead, but I sprained my ankle"
"Too bad buttfucker"-Crick to Berrion

"Next time we go through a door, let's call in, see if anyone's
there..., then let him cast, LIGHTNING"-Berrion

"Hey dipshit, it's buttfucker calling"-Berrion to Arthur

"It's too bad warrior, that means they'll be less healing potions
for the rest of us"
"Well, actually, if you were dead..."-Berrion and Ricter after
Ricter had been backhanded by Struan

"Uh, guys? Aren't we supposed to be helping this guy, not looting
his house?"
"WHAT AM I DOING?!"-Struan and Arthur

"Why do we always choose the right door last?"
"We're funny that way."Struan and Berrion

"Please save him, he has seconds to live!"
"Your friend is saved."
"Hey Crick, where's the tea?"-Crick saving Arthur at the Temple
of St. Cuthbert

"Where's Bulb?"
"He may have committed fungicide"-Arthur and Crick

"Note something missing?"-Berrion
"You have no penis?"-Crick and Ricter

"If you're superior and you know it clap your hands.-CLAP CLAP"-
The Party as a whole

"What smells...Pat, please stop doing that"-We need no
explanation

"It's a phallic symbol"
"How geometrically accurate"
"Yeah, I was about to say..."-Don't ask

"You see a huge..."
"Giant,...Ogre?"
"Guacamole Burger?"-Arthur and the party to GM

"It's an ant lion"
"Careful, it's got kittens"-Crick and Berrion

"What if we collapsed all the edges..."
"Um-TUG TUG-Pull me out"-Berrion to Arthur

"How many orcs?"
"230-About"-Crick and Berrion

"We'll call it a x3 run; 69-Dude"-Struan

"Shields won't do you much good when you're doing...AH FUCK!"-
Berrion

"Some women like 12 inches, others like 18...feet"-Struan (His
lance)

"Death in the Macbeth home; What? murder in this house?"-Erik

"Three's a charm"-Arthur after his 3rd ressurection

"What Dragon"
"You see that skeleton over there?"-Mitch and Barrion

"Honor, Glory, Prestige!"
"Like I said, nothing in return."-Struan and Arthur

"Don't you love encounters with Gods?"-GM

"We can take 'em"-The Party as a Whole

"Kind sir, I don't know what to ask for."
"Obviously not a ring."-Arthur and the Ambassador

"Six to eight weeks for delivery."
"Actually, Yes."-Arthur and the DM

"Crick, if you were a cult on the run, where would you hide?"
"Where's Mr. Death Eraser?"-Arthur and Erik

"What about the Druids circle?
"It's the size of this rug!"
"Well, they could be on each other's shoulders."
               -Struan and the GM

"How old is Tenser?"
"How old is Bigby?"
"How old is Biggus Dickus?"-The party and Roberts

"You look like you've been fighting dragons again."
"It was only six of them."-Arthur and Crick

"I've been mostly dead all day, it's not my fault"
"That's no excuse, I've been mostly dead my entire life"-Crick
and Arthur

"You see some Hobgoblins."
"Shall we slaughter them?"
"Sounds good to me."-GM,Struan,and Arthur

"Challenge it to honorable combat"
"It's a beast."
"So slaughter it."-Crick and Struan

"Do you always resort to violence?"
"Basically...Yes"-Ford and Crick

"I Parry."
"You can't"
"Why not?!"
"It's a tree!"-Struan and GM

"You see two...things"
"Oh crud."
"Yes"-GM and Crick

"Got to go. Very dangerous"
"Danger...We used to thrive on danger."-Traveler and Ford

"We can take 'em...maybe"-The party at defense of the temple

"That means I might actully kill a creature!
"No no, let's not get carried away."-Crick and Ford

"He's been with us, we just couldn't see him."
"Talk about hiding in shadows!"-Crick and Ford

"I have a feeling..."
"No that's just your pants."-Myzab and Ford


"Don't we look...conspicuous?"
"Conspicuous, what's that mean?"
"YOU SEE HIM!"-Mitch, Struan and Ford

"I am going to groom my horse. When I'm done I want you to have
found that cult so we can go slaughter them."-Struan

"A marvelous house of cream colored stone is before you...It is
NOT a Phallic Symbol."-GM

"You obviously haven't been to butcher's school."
"Oh no, we're very good at butchering."-Butcher and Crick

"Sugeon General's Warning: Dying can be hazardous to your
health...just ask Evan."-Erik

"You've just slaughtered the population of this small village."
                    -GM

"A group of young female teenagers."
"Well...(polish, polish)"
"They're Dwarves."
"Quick, throw some dirt on here."-GM, Crick and Struan

"You've got three Dwarven beauties."
"They're too small, throw 'em back."-GM and Crick

"It's a WAR!!"
"Wait...One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six."-GM and Tendrick counting 
number of perty members

"You guys do it, how come you blame me?"
"YOU'RE A WIENIE!"-Scott and Pat

"What spells do they have?"
"You know the phrase 'puntable pets', how 'bout droppable
dwarves?"-GM and Tendrick

"Would you pick him up and carry him? And don't let him drip on
your armor."-Crick

"Yeah, I'm wearing a great helm with my LEATHER ARMOR!"-Crick

"You come to a big pool 1200 feet across...you estimate."-GM

"Myzab thinks...danger."
"You are SO FUCKING BRIGHT!"-GM and Crick

"Guys, I don't want to die."
"That'd be a pain."-Ford and Crick

"'Defend Home' They just realized they have a low intelligence."
                    -GM

"It's a bunch of bones."
"Must be the cafeteria."-GM and Crick

"It's Iuz. He's watching us."
"No shit he's watching us. We pretty much grabbed his attention
by the penis!"-Crick and Tendrick

"They're bigger than Siberian tigers, which are 12 feet long."
"Well, they don't have much meat on their bones."-Crick and
Tendrick

"You only live once unless you're Evan"-Erik

"End of the hallway, there's something that hates us."
"Let's go."-Tendrick and Crick

"What would it take to increase the damage of my spear?"
"Sharpen it."-Ford and Aryden

"Your mind suddenly went blank."
"Which is not a hard thing."-GM and Crick

"I can cure serious wounds now."
"Good, we run into those a lot."-Ford and Crick

"I'm a Half-Elf."
"Grrrsssnnnggghhhht."
"It's O.K. We'll shave him. No one will know."-Aryden, Crick and
Tendrick

"Isn't being a priestly-type cool?"
"I don't know.  I just kill people."-Ford and Tendrick

"Large lizard-like creature in the area."
"DRAGON!"
"We've got Cheese."-Aryden, Crick anf Tendrick

"We will baptize him in blood and steel."-Struan

(After noticing his unicorn ISN'T a unicorn)
"I...WANT...A WOMAN!!!"-Tendrick

"Hi this [Horn] belongs to your horse."
"You're an asshole."
"I know."-Crick and Tendrick

"I give him my handy-dandy ranger's handbook of things you can
eat in the forest and things to avoid and things to stay five
miles from which all rangers carry 3 copies of."-Crick

"You enter mountainous country."
"You know what lurks in mountains? ... Targets."-GM and Struan

"You just pissed him [Red Dragon] off."
"Pissed HIM off! He pissed ME off! He better watch out."-Tendrick
and Struan

"Heavy war horse."
"I'm afraid the town only has Medium."
"That just won't do."-Man (Groom) and Struan

"In the past confidence has served us well. Now overconfidence is
just annoying."
"What overconfidence?"-Tendrick and Struan

"What a great nickname!"
"Dragonslayer? It's a hobby."-GM and Struan

"Where's the tea?"
"We have no tea. We have Cheese."-Arthur and Struan.