D Quotes
			           or
			  "Ya Gotta Quote it!"

"To God or not to God"-Bob S.

"Gravity Corrupts."-Erik S.

"Revolutions devour their own." D.

"At what point did the French revolution become a rational exercise in 
expressing political ideas to the motorcycle at the bottom of the pool?"-D.

"Ya gotta know it."-D

"There's a leadership crisis."
"In that Louis isn't one."-D. and Bob S.

"Imagine an operation at that time in...that...part of your body."
"Lots of Bourbon."-D. and Rob M.

"Too much liberty becomes power and unfettered power is dangerous."-D.

"Equality is bad."-D.

"Who's land is it."-D

"We're bringing the baker the baker's son and the baker's wife back to Paris."
	-D. (paraphrasing the bread riots.)

"Hess is a unitarian? No he isn't. Hess is a pagan."-D.

"Is the motorcycle at the bottom of the pool? On the diving board?"
"It's the Aristocracy's motorcycle."-D. and Bob S.

"The motorcycle is bouncing on the diving board now."-Ben D.

" 'You gonna elect my priest' And then she'd hit you."-D. 
(re: his grandmother and the civil constitution of the clergy)

"When France sneezes Europe catches cold."-D.

"Come on, you want to attack France."-D. (emigre Aristocracy)

"Makes for interesting dinner conversation."-D. (Jacobins and everyone else)

"Now the motorycle is doing wheelies on the diving board. Monday it falls."-D.

"She was very unhappy." 
"With a name like that she should be."-D. and Rob

"Peasants into Frenchmen."-D.

"Pagans in togas, that's good."-Erik S.

"What would be your most popular form of propaganda?"
"Guillotines."-D. and Rob

"The motorcycle is in the pool."
"I think at this point everyone is too drunk to notice."-D. and Bob S.

"Between 89-92 the motorcycle wasn't in the pool, by '93 it was."-D.

"The last usage of a Guillotine was 1977."
"There must be video footage!"-D. and Erik S."

"Oh, I forgot, sorry."
"Good question, though."
"Yes, that was one of your better ones."-Evan, Rob and Liz

"He learned nothing. He forgot nothing."-D.

"Napoleon came to power in a whiff of Grapeshot"-D.

"The knife is in the back of the Revolution now."-D.

"Yeah, Napoleon...let's get Napoleon."-D.

"The little German princes are killing him."-D.

"He didn't like to speak unless he was the smartest man in the room."-D.

"What does a revolution offer a young military officer?"
"Lot's of dead older military officers?"-D. and Rob M.

"At what point does he sell the revolution out?"-D.

"He's fixin' the motorcycle and cleaning the house."-Tracy W.

"Now he's lookin' out the corner of his eye."-Bob S.

"Mid-life crisis."
"Think...I used to own Europe."-Erik S. and Rob M.

"You know Australia was a penal colony"
"No pun intended."-D. and Dan T.

"Do you agree..."-D.

"We know who they are because they kill people."-D.

"They achieved peacefully in one century what the rest of the Europe 
tried in 1848."-D.

"Robbespierre is good stuff."(Jacobins)
"These are people who are crazy."(Bonapartists)
"More royalist than the king."(Ultras)
"What do you DO in a country like this?"-D.

"You slugs!"-D.

"The man does a great job of setting up his next shot."-D.

"Hot peasants."-Bob S.

"Imperialism: Any foreign Policy you don't like."-Mike Huff

"It means all things to all people."-D.

"How many toasters can you have?"
"Depends on how much room you have to put them in."-D. and Liz E.

"Conquer the world or improve some peasant's life? That's no choice."-Rob M.

"Let's talk in generality about Russia."
"There's this place called Russia."-D. and Evan M.

"Evan's a Narodnik!"-Ben D.

"The Brookings Institution, which is just a little to the right...
of Atilla the Hun."-D."

"Stab them with their pitchfork."
"I got a radical!  I got a radical!"-Liz E. and Evan M.

"Nicholas is not a really bright man."-D.

"Where in the Bible does it say that the Bible is always right?"
"In Revelation, he says 'This is my book, it's the truth, don't 
fuck with it.'"-Evan M. and Erik S. 

"I think that the U.S. should charge the national debt to American Express.  
Let them deal with it."-Rob M.

"I'm from Newark, what can you possibly do to my car?"
"It's not what we'll do to your car. It's what we'll do to your 
credit rating."-D. and Ben D.

		-Compiled by Liz and Evan in honor of 
		Mr. Anthony DiBattista's fourth period 
		AP European History class, 1992-93.