THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU'RE BORED!!!
                 complied by Evan Macbeth
           with thanks to Mendham HS Class of 1993
(items in parentheses are the initials of the originator of the idea)
1. Drop a bomb on a random Indian city.
2. Hold a yodelling contest.
3. Head bang to Vivaldi.
4. Explain theoretical particle physics to Dan Quayle.
5. Walk up to someone and say, "Blood...blood...blood..."(DNA)
6. Prove the existance of post nasal drip.
7. Say "Ain't" or write "alot" to an English teacher.
8. Call the White House, laugh, then hang up.
9. Call in a bomb threat to your local bishop.
10. Play chicken with ICBM's
11. Tell someone, "The test came out positive."
12. Sell the Statue of Liberty for scrap metal.
13. Light a match, blow it out.
14. Stare at a girl's hemline. (It's an old Debate trick, it works really
well if it's a girl doing the staring.)
15. Walk into a hospital and punch out all the patients.
16. Start a polytheistic cult.
17. Collect Smurfs and and execute them with a paper cutter.
18. Run for President.
19. Take a trip to Intercourse, Pennsylvania.
20. Watch reruns of Police Squad...backwards.
21. Take a five inch drill bit and make yourself a new nostril. (CD)
22. Contemplate your navel. (BD)
23. Microwave roast turkey in a supercollider. (BD)
24. Go into New York wearing bellbottoms and polyester. [Note: this one is a
bit moot since those things are returning to style |-# I include it for
accuracy.]
25. Start doing hurdles in shop class over disc sanders until you miss. (BD)
26. Use small, cute, furry animals for target practice in an M1A1 Abrams
tank.
27. Learn to disarm nuclear devices to amaze your friends. (BD)
28. Develop new chemical and biological weapons in organic chemistry. (BD)
29. Eat a television.
30. Define a "risky" sexual encounter. (BD)
31. Put a sidewinder on a jet, put it in your mouth, take off and fire the
sidewinder. It goes through you and then you get sucked into the intake of
the turbine. After that you can have a party if you want. (CD)
32. Mix two parts H2SO4 with five parts lye, mix thoroughly, add crushed ice,
and drink. (BD)
33. Put a cat in a microwave. (KZ)
34. Go skydiving naked with the parachute attached to your ears.
35. Go get your bone marrow typed. (CD)
36. Test the effects of arsenic on your friends for fun and enjoyment. (BD)
37. Peel two bananas and stick them up your nose and pretend you are a
walrus. (KZ)
38. Eat green eggs and ham. (SF)
39. Microwave an entire wheel of Jarlsberg cheese and pour it over George
Bush. (SF)
40. Confiscate the blue inscription pen. (LE)
41. Destroy someone's economic project. (LE)
42. Make fun of Evan's handwriting. (LE)
43. Apply to Princeton, get accepted, and then burn the acceptance in front
your friends. (RM->LE)
44. See if wintergreen lifesavers really spark in the dark. (LE)
45. Dissect a mosquito. (LE)
46. Join the Army. (TB)
47. Promote tourism for Arkansas. [Note: this was BEFORE Clinton.](TP)
48. Find out if it really is better in Vermont. (TB)
49. Sign for someone else's UPS package. (LE)
50. Put runs in girls' stockings with belt sanders. 
51. Become a serial killer, get caught, and tell the cops you were "just
kidding".
52. Throw yourselfself at the ground and miss. (DNA)
53. Play frisbee with your dog on Route 80. 
54. Braid your hair, unbraid your hair, rebraid your hair, re-unbraid your
hair, re-rebraid your hair...(KZ)
55. Pick your nose and eat it.
56. Dress up like a hooker and go to a funeral service. (?)
57. Go ice skating during the spring thaw. (TB)
58. Pour rubber cement on your hands and try to twiddle your thumbs. (KZ)
59. Volunteer for spring cleaning in a Cathedral and accidentally throw out
the reliquary. (BD)
60. Rent a battleship and go fishing. 
61. Crazy glue your nostrils shut. (LE)
62. Smear vaseline on your hands and light it. (LE)
63. Perm your nose hairs. (LE)
64. Hack in to NORAD, insert a Michaelangelo virus, and move to Bolivia.
65. Drop a piano on somebody. (LE)
66. Fill somebody's expensive car with cheeze whiz. (LE)
67. Teach someone the tortures of Epilady. (LE)
68. Iron all the wrinkles out of a rasin. (LE)
69. Shave a dog. (LE)
70. Do something and have it confuse the hell out of you. 
71. Cut all the strings in a piano, sit a virtuoso down, and watch.
72. Inject glue from 10 minute epoxy into one arm's vein and inject the
curing agent into the other arm. (BD)
73. Get bitten by a rabid dog so you can enjoy the fun-filled treatment. (CD)
74. Steal a truckload of condoms and REALLY comfuse the police.
75. Write a list of things to do when you're bored.