Blue Notebook Quotes Volume Seven

BlueQuotes Goes Digital!

These quotes were kept and compiled on my hard drive in their entirety. The first Blue Notebook Quotes not to actually start in a notebook. They're mostly from the first six months at my new job.


Be calm and deliberate in the way you express your views. That will serve you well even when you don't think you know what you are talking about. Act like you do in a calm deliberate way always. Act like you know what you are doing better than anyone else.
-Doug Macbeth

 I don't know either, but I'll pontificate on a whim. That's what we get paid for.
-Ivan Kotcher

 Man, people still think there's another band here that can do our job. Fools, we will defeat you...and take our mic... hehehe.
-Tina Harris

 These people are slime maggots of the worst possible filth.
-Jack Rickard, _Boardwatch_ about US West Reps.

 The Internet was designed to protect the free world from hostile governments.
-Bill Frantz

 AT&T is our intimate friend.
-KDD

 What humans fundamentally want is mobility. The next hundred million addresses aren't going to be on IPs, they're going to be on cell phones.
- Novell's Eric Schmidt delivering Internet World keynote.

 One thing the old parchment is not is a china doll that has to be protected from the regular world by a good layer of cotton wool. It is a tough old soldier that's collected quite a few respectable dents in the line of duty.
-Justice William Brennan (d. 1997) on the Constitution.

 Don't you dare crash on me, you motherfucker, don't you even think about it.
-Ivan Kotcher to MSWord, concerning an 87 page document.

Moreover, handgun homicide is a result of murderers--not anything else. A person who decides to take an innocent life is culpable for that. To place the blame on the NRA, easy access to handguns, poor socio- economic conditions--or absolutely anything else at all--is to excuse barbarism; and, ultimately, to deny its perpetrators of their ethical agency (a sorry state of affairs, which also ultimately robs these folks of their humanity).
-Michael Fuchs

 We're not going to take another bloated operating system and force it down the throat of our Windows customers,"
-Paul Maritz, Microsoft VP, on Java Class libraries.

 How do nation-states exist in an era of transnational companies?
-Sen. Brownback (R-Kan)

 Worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum.
-Kurt Vonnegut (*NOT*)

 Wake up, Europe! Wake up, the world! Don't let America own more and more of the online universe. Because that's not good.
-Gerry McGovern

 One cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelet.
- Professor Charles P. Issawi

The now infamous line 159 of bni8086.asm was defeated after an epic battle lasting 12 hours.
-Cypherpunk annoucement of hacking PGP 5.0

 Can't beat reality for a good laugh.
-Jeff Hawkins

 You should have to have a license to operate a computer.
-Jim Miller

 In the end, overdeveloped self-importance, breathtaking namedropping, unmitigated narcissism, and criminally shameless self-promotion win the day.
-Michael Carter

 Clearly, whoever said that it's better to give than receive was not using an ADSL connection.
-Evan Schuman, Techwire

 I'm a reformed Jew, I don't give a fuck.
-Evan Light

 The information highway is paved with rhetoric, metaphors, and the scar tissue of misinformed executives.
-Cisco advertising slogan

 We're all so connected, so relentlessly connected, that there's no possibility for time out, for a deep breath, for a little perspective.
-Jeff Pundyk, CMP

 "All my life I have despised tradition, and now I despise innovation also. Surely, I must be a most wicked example for the world!" She dies laughing.
-Illuminatus

 It was pretty hot, and we were getting dehydrated, so we were drinking a lot of liquids. Unfortunately, those liquids were mostly gin.
-Jim Steinkrauss

 Pray together and we stay together, and if we stay together, we'll love each other as God himself loves you.
-Mother Teresa (1910-1997)

 "But what did he SAY?" "A load of bollocks, dear. Evolution and technology and passion; man's need to find beauty in the emerging order; his own burning need to get his end in with some software dolly wank toy. Balls. Utter."
-Chia and Jun, (William Gibson) Idoru

 The Air Force is coming more and more to believe that in the first quarter of the 21st century, it will be able to find, fix, track, and target in real time anything that moves anywhere on the face of the earth.
-USAF Gen. Ronald Kadish

 Everyone please stop asking me if I've banged Chelsea yet. God, she just got here today, at least give me the weekend.
-Michael Fuchs, Stanford University

 Engineering only moves at about 2/3 the speed of marketing.
-Randy Bush, NANOG

 I've never founded any friendships prior to noon, especially on weekends.
-Bill Pemberton

 Progress at all costs!!
-Benjamin DeVore

 I see no point in explaining our ideas so thoroughly and repeatedly that even cops and politicians start to understand them.
-James Donald

 Go get yourselves a bunch of bottles, smash them, spread the shards of glass all over the floor, and then roll over them repeatedly. Maybe then you'll build up the thick skin you'll need to make it through life without becoming a authoritarian bastard who won't let me say anything which might offend somebody somewhere.
-Anthony Campillo

 Why don't we start by letting humor serve as our guide?
-Dennis Miller

 Just remember: it's satire. That's what were all about.
-George Weilacher

 There is no such thing as a pure procedural issue. Procedural arguments are rarely asserted without some substantive purpose. All procedural rulings have substantive impact.
-FCC Chairman Reed Hundt

 Magic: The Gathering has the advantage of being crack for nerds. Very profitable crack for nerds.
-Adam and Brian

 I'd really have to say that it'd be pretty damn cool to have our own little guerrilla war in Hawaii.
-Sean Mike Whipkey

 Drinking may equal studying for some classes, but there are the occasional ones best handled sober.
-Dan Oz

 If the keg comes, we will kill it.
-Sean Mike Whipkey

 You guys are executive dweebs.
-Morgan Thomas

 I had fantasies of being a boy toy for a while, but then I realized I'd have to work at it.
-Ivan Kotcher

 When we grew up, if you bought bread, you couldn't have butter.
-Genevieve Seibold

 Free fall with the truth; hope we both survive.
-Ally McBeal

 Officials are worried that the Internet will disturb the status quo.
-USA Today, on the Internet and Saudi Arabia

 I walked into our snack/break room and there was a stuffed midget standing in the water fountain, peering into a first aid kit mounted on the wall behind it.
I need a drink.
-Jeff Uphoff

 The life I love is making music with my friends.
-Willy Nelson, "On The Road Again"

 The 'Net sees error as damage, and routes around it to the truth.
-Robert Hettinga (paraphrasing Gilmore)

 Today will be good, I decree it.
-Benjamin DeVore

 And here is some kind of animal, pissing.
-Tom Walton

 You gotta want SOMEthing.
-Geneveve Seibold

 In short, the Internet is a challenge to the sovereignty of civilized communities, states, and nations to decide what is appropriate and decent behavior.
-Rep. Bob Goodlatte, R-Va

 Yes, I know they made you sign an NDA in blood. But that's what anonymous remailers are for.
-Lucky Green

 Yipper (Yank Internet Pro)
-Tim Clark

 Here's a little hint for your up and coming third years. Don't wear shoes with heels when you drink a fifth of liquor.
-Noel Munson

 They think that grass is always greener, the problem is that grass is painted, not grown.
-Mike Fitzgerald

 IPv4 is a wizend crone.
-IETF draft

 Damn meetings-always taking place when you could be drinking.
-Anne Pettengill

 At least with original drivel the production is limited to how fast you can type. One person can only crank out so much garbage. However, with forwards you can really crank out megs and megs of garbage.
-Bill Pemberton

 A trade show seems to diminish the essence of the Net, to boil it way down until all that's left is booth after mind-numbing booth touting WYSIWYG HTML editors.
-Jeff Pundyk, CMPNet

 It's supposed to be about a geek with a dream.
-ibid, on the Internet

 Benevolent dictators and cranks do not need constant standards.
-Ivan Kotcher

 Science has been like the drunk uncle of civilization, always promising to make things better.
-Margie Wylie, C|Net

 Lee began his last day of campaigning Wednesday by meeting garbage collectors and eating a traditional Korean breakfast of curdled beef blood and intestine soup, said to be good for hangovers.
-CNNInteractive report on the Korean Presidential Election, 12/17/97

 12/17/97


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