Blue Notebook Quotes 4: the Red Notebook's Revenge

compiled by Evan Macbeth
Newtie, who divorced his wife while she was dying of cancer. Probably saved the poor woman's life.
-Kris Christensen

 With the Internet, we're forming a nervous system over our entire culture. There's never been anything like it.
-Douglas Adams

 Then again, nobody ever accused the Pep Band of having good taste.
-Tom Lane, CD columnist, on the Pep Band's "Like Sherman Through Georgia" Peach Bowl halftime intro.

 Man cannot be forced to accept the truth.
-Pope John Paul II

 Life's a long race won by people of character and good nature.
-Douglas Macbeth

 Give me the liberty to utter and to argue freely according to conscience, above all liberties.
-John Milton, Areopagitica

 You must be over 18 and not anal to view the next quote.

 Just had a mountain of my memory come back to me
It's funny that I can't recall anything that bad at all.
-The Emptys, "Smokin' Oysters"

 Surely, there is sometime you can find to drink.
-Joshua Barney

 He chose public life and stuck to it.
-William Lee Miller on James Madison

 Censorship is dead. Information is free. Deal with it.
-lizard@dnai.com

 Both the Bill of Rights and the Internet are potentially fragile. Mess with either of them too much, and we might ruin them.
-Bill Gates

 They aren't going to chain you to your instruments and the stands to make you play.
-Bill Pemberton

 Washington needs a housecleaning.
-George Kennan

 The mission of America is to offer man a land of liberty.
-from the OAS charter

 Their impact, often intensified by the news media and by modern technology, is to foster a culture of rapid-fire nagativity that tears down opponents, segments the electorate into quarrelling factions and fuels public cynicism about politics and government.
-Kenneth T. Walsh (U.S News & World Report), "Meet the puppetmasters." (political consultants)

 Personally, I got beat up every day after school for six years. Being the class reject during grade school did wonders for my patience. I spent the entire time reading and plotting revenge.
-Crasher, 13th Gen

 Honor makes a difference.
-Ray Bice

 We're kicking some serious butt here.
-Kris Christensen on Hereford College

 Arms running is entirely different than copyrights, liscenses and Intellectual Property stuff. Know what you're doing and play by the rules.
-From the Netscape Socket Security Liscence Affidavit.

 You, bitch, are the least of my concerns right now.
-Christine Gibson

 Anybody here goes after [them], has to go through me first.
-J. M. Straczynski on friends

 He had lost everything he cared for, and was now simply waiting for the end of the world - little realizing that it had already been and gone.
-Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks For All the Fish

 Where two or three are gathered in my name, there you shall find a fifth -- wait a minute, that's not how it goes.
-Heather O'Farrel

 Fortunately, one of the strongest aspects of our case is that we're correct.
-IUC Update, 4/21/96

 Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It ever has been and ever will be pursued until it be obtained, or until liberty be lost in the pursuit.
-James Madison, Federalist 51

 Friends is friends is friends is good.
-EDJM

 Happiness is a northbound Yankee.
-bumpersticker on a Confederate pickup.

 You always have me. I'm the fixed point of insanity in any sane situation. Many people find this comforting.
-Simkin, Doom of the Darksword

 You do something, boy, you best do it right. Otherwise, you're just taking up space.
-cook, The Magic Engineer

 The secret to happiness is pissing off the people trying to hold you down by enjoying life.
-Geoff Hawkins

 I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead.
-Woody Allen

 Whenever Pep Banders are in trouble; whenever there is a serious lack of fun and excitement; wherever you find serious sober boring shit going on that you are about to go insane from, you will find me, THE BOURBON FAIRY! And my trusty UVA squeeze bottle, filled with the elixir of any 'Hoo's life.
-the Bourbon Fairy (Sean Mike Whipkey)

 You have to love a group where the people have nothing better to do at 11am on a weekday but sit around and help each other.
-Darby Kimball

 The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.
-William Safire

 Ford Prefect died laughing. As far as I'm concerned, he won the game of life.
-EDJM

 Did I fuck a psycho or what?!
-Peter Tait

 He had more than his share of that streak of anarchy which is the birthright of every American.
-R.A. Heinlein, Stranger in a Strange Land

 I was going to lunch, but it can wait. Friends are more important.
-Trish Quarmby

 You are surrounded by idiots and assholes - welcome to the Disinformation Stupor Hiway.
-Bill Pemberton


Quotes: The Gathering